Leaving a champagne flute unfinished is typically verboten, but these mimosas are so sugary it became accepted practice, at least for a weekend. You can mix and match flavors, which at least makes for a nice picture.

There's no option that won't leave you feeling a little defeated, but what else are you at a sausage restaurant for, anyway?

Sitting outside carries a strong risk of being forgotten, though when they remember they'll at least apologetically bring out carafes of mimosas.

As far as we're aware, this is the only brunch spot to hand you menus in Five Star binders or place your checks in Disney VHS cases, so that's a thing.