Johnny Pistolas Review

Drinks

2.65

There's little variety -- hope you're in the mood for orange juice! -- but the mimosas are strong, if served out of a plastic Bud Light pitcher.

Food

1.01

Mexican-"inspired" might be a generous way of putting things; while we know brunch is largely an exercise in paying hefty prices for meals we can make ourselves, shelling out $15 for a beans-and-rice bowl topped with an egg puts that acceptance to the test.

Service

2.79

Refills are quick, but less impressive given the notable lack of other patrons.

Ambiance

1.22

Did we mention that the mimosas are served from plastic Bud Light pitchers?

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February 22, 2025

Nero Review

Nero

Dupont Circle

1.51

Nero might be a lovely wine bar, with self-dispensing wine machines that certainly piqued our interest, but we wonder if they forgot they're also a restaurant.

December 14, 2024

Balos Estiatorio Review

Balos Estiatorio

Dupont Circle

3.37

The bellinis and mimosas have a respectably small tinge, and we appreciate the straight champagne option, but it's really the espresso martinis — six different options, freshly made at a cart wheeled over to your table — that salvage the price.

July 20, 2024

Han Palace Review

Han Palace

Georgetown

3.11

Han Palace offers a full dim-sum experience; we found Option A quite filling at $38 a person, but if you're feeling particularly extravagant, you can upgrade to Option B and get Peking Duck for brunch.

We're like the postmen. We brunch in rain, sleet, or snow

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