The classic OJ is light enough on the champagne to be part of a complete breakfast, and the pineapple isn't much better, but a much clearer cranberry option at least partially redeems the bottomless options.
Three steak-and-egg burritos yielded three wildly different proportions of steak, egg, and cheese, and a crab benedict may have been an ambitious choice. Just stick with the perfectly cromulent $12 sandwich options.
It's a businesslike experience -- we're not even sure we ever caught our server's name -- but with prompt mimosa refills continuing well beyond our two-hour limit, you won't read complaints here.
The music is loud enough to make cross-table conversation a challenge -- you'll never forget you've chosen to eat brunch at Madhatter -- but the Alice and Wonderland theme is at least a vibe, if a slightly unsettling one.
There's no filler on the bottomless food menu -- even sides like the grilled street corn are presented with care -- even if it may lean seafood-heavy for some.
Eastern Market, Capitol Hill
The perfect weather might be inflating our rating of their patio, but even if you're stuck inside, the fish-lined walls are a nice touch.
We're like the postmen. We brunch in rain, sleet, or snow
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